I wasn’t going to comment on this story at all. I was just going to let it run its course. I don’t think that a famous person caught cheating is newsworthy. There’s just too many important things going on in the world to pay attention to, and whether or not someone I don’t know is cheating on his wife just doesn’t rank high on the priority list. BUT THEN I STARTED SEEING THE PICTURES. It’s one thing for Tiger Woods to be cheating on his wife, which I don’t condone in any form, but it’s another thing entirely to be cheating on her with the low-quality skanks that he’s been sticking his dick in. Here is the photographic evidence that when it comes to cheating on his wife, Eldrick Woods has almost zero standards.
There is a 7th mistress who will be revealed shortly. She is a cocktail waitress (big surprise) in Orlando and has already retained a lawyer to deal with the media onslaught, so you know it’s legit. Porn-star Holly Sampson is going to be revealed soon as the 8th mistress in Tiger’s ho party (I’ll let you google her pictures on your own), with the 9th being rumored to be a television presenter in the UK, and the 10th rumored to be some cougar (though details have yet to emerge). [UPDATE: Tiger was also sleeping with porn star Joslyn James. Make that number 11 and counting] On top of all of this, Tiger wasn’t using a condom with either Jaimee Grubbs or Mindy Lawton. Way to be smart, buddy. That was right up there with your brilliant ability to cover your tracks in all of this. So what is the lesson here? Tiger Woods will stick it in any old cum-dumpster that will have him, and is really half-assed about covering his trail. Good work, Tiger. Now he is offering hush money to all of his mistresses, AND his wife. He has offered to increase his prenup to $80 million if his wife agrees to stay with him for at least seven years. Yeah, paying your wife to stay with you for a predetermined amount of time is really going to rehab your image with the public, TIger. Oh, and who was he cheating on again?