Monthly Archives: December 2009

College! Knowledge! Football, Championship Week!

December 4, 2009 – 11:58 am

The college football gods smiled on us this week, giving us a fantastic SEC championship game, with #1 Florida taking on #2 Alabama. We haven’t seen an SEC championship game this exciting in nearly twelve whole months, back when #1 Alabama took on #2 Florida. Gotta love the SEC.
We’ve also got #22 Nebraska attempting to [...]

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Happy Birthday!

December 4, 2009 – 10:42 am

To me and JD.  I hope our party goes half as well as these parties.

By Jeremy Hawn | Posted in Not Sports | Comments (1)

Florida State Lineman is Frozen in Time

December 3, 2009 – 9:14 am

There is simply no explaining this.

Despite the ball being snapped, and his quarterback scrambling to avoid defenders, Florida State offensive lineman Zebrie Sanders doesn’t move a muscle.  He doesn’t even flinch.  He just stays frozen in his stance, even after the play is dead.  Someone needs to get a microphone in this kids face and [...]

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Ron Artest is an Insane Person

December 2, 2009 – 4:03 pm

I’m going to take a guess and say that Ron Artest has some legitimate mental health issues.  If you couldn’t tell from history of punching random fans in the face, elbowing opponents in the head, joking about killing a teammate, etc., then I’m sure you can finally be convinced by his last year’s worth of [...]

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A Love Letter From A-Rod

December 2, 2009 – 1:37 pm

Dearest Grace,
I received your letter several days ago, but decided to let it’s message sink in for a while before replying. I can’t tell you how much your words meant to me.  I want to let you know that I understand how you feel.  I have often wondered what would happen if we were to [...]

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