Monthly Archives: December 2009

Jim Caldwell is a Coward

Everyone knows what went down on Sunday.  The Colts had a legitimate chance to go 15-0 heading into the last week of the season and make a run at an undefeated season, and their coach went and pulled his starters in the 3rd quarter, thus forfeiting the game to the Jets.  Everything about that is [...]

Merry Xmas, Vinny. You’re fired.

When Vinny del Negro wakes up on Christmas Eve, I hope he finds a pink slip under his tree.  While this might seem harsh to you who don’t know, the Bulls have actually done just that to two previous coaches (Scott Skiles and Tim Floyd).  Yes, he brought us to the playoffs last year, but [...]

Failgate Party

I try not to focus too much of this site on my Chicago teams, and for the most I’ve been really good about it.  But I have to post about this.  The Bears are terrible.  I haven’t written anything about them since our week one disaster, and things haven’t changed at all.  Our “franchise” QB [...]

Drunken Cross-Dressing 4 Year Old Stealing People’s X-Mas Presents

The title of this post could not be more literal.  We joke a lot on this site about being degenerates, but I have to admit that this kid makes us look like model citizens in comparison.  AND HE’S ONLY 4!  Way to get a head start on life wreaking havoc.  Is this how the New [...]

Hey small market teams, eat sh*t and die.

The baseball off-season has been slow to develop, unless your team was already awesome.  The Yanks got Granderson; the Sawx got Lackey and Mike Cameron; the Phillies traded one ace to Seattle (Lee) for another from Toronto (Halladay); the Angels got Matsui; the Mets will probably land Jason Bay; the Cardinals are desperate to re-sign [...]

New Sport: Extreme Shepherding

In honor of the holiday spirit, here’s a crazy video involving sheep and Xmas lights.  I will let the video explain how that sentence make sense.

Tone Puts His Dogs Into Jeremy Hawn’s Bathtub

Jeremy Hawn is the cockiest person I know.  When we began discussing that we’d be facing one another in the first round of our fantasy football playoffs, he was immediately convinced that I didn’t have a chance.  I played it cool, complimented his players, and said that he might be wrong.  I guess that he [...]

Tiger Woods’ Taiwanese Spanking Video

I’m just going to let the video speak for itself.  You stay classy, Taiwanese media.

Bikini Rollerskate Boxing: Everyone’s Favorite New Sport

I think we all owe Brazil a standing ovation.  For years they have supplied us with about half of the world’s super models, and now this:

And you wonder why they beat us out for the Olympics.  It’s like someone said to themselves, “I really like watching sports, but I also like staring at boobs.  I [...]

Tiger Woods’ Parade of Skanks

I wasn’t going to comment on this story at all.  I was just going to let it run its course.  I don’t think that a famous person caught cheating is newsworthy.  There’s just too many important things going on in the world to pay attention to, and whether or not someone I don’t know is [...]