It’s time for our weekly football column! This week’s games were fun to watch, but not for the football being played. Let’s dive in!
Racist Team Name V Falcons
Any game involving The Unconscionably Racist Team from DC Whose Name I Refuse To Type is automatically eye rape. They’re terrible, they’re coach is a dead man walking, [...]
Watching Nebraska’s recent struggles on offense, I couldn’t help but think about their old option teams that used to steamroll everyone in their path, and even rattled off a few national championships. Those games were fun to watch (unless you were cheering for their opponent that day), and it never ceased to amaze me how [...]
A VERY one-sided chick fight, that is. Don’t mess with Elizabeth Lambert of the University of New Mexico women’s soccer team. This crazy b*tch will f#ck your sh*t up and never think twice about it. Yes, that is the same girl in each one of these “highlights.”
The New York Yankees haven’t won a World Series in nine hours. George Steinbrenner rose from his sarcophagus early this morning furious that his team hadn’t won any more championships while he was sleeping. He immediately called Brian Cashman and woke him up to scream at him about the Yankees need to win a 28th [...]
I was just reading a recap of the Suns/Heat game from last night when I came across this picture of Steve Nash Driving for a layup:
Seems innocent enough, right? But take a look at Mario Chalmers (#6) as he watches Nash go up with the ball. Here’s a closeup:
WTF, Mario? Are you afraid that you [...]
Phillies’ manager Charlie Manual announced his starting pitchers for game 6 and 7 of the World Series: Cliff Lee. The Phillies’ ace is coming off a game 5 win on Monday, after pitching a complete-game win in game 1, and will be coming off a two day rest and zero day rest between his next [...]
[Editor's Note: this letter is a response to Mark Twan's continual trash talk after beating me in our fantasy football league this week.]
Twan,
Yes, you beat me in fantasy football. It was my first loss since week three, after spending consecutive weeks tearing through an undefeated team and a one-loss team. You ended my four game [...]
When you run a sports blog, one would assume that you know a thing or two about sports, and Jeremy Hawn is no exception to that assumption. His knowledge of football is vast, his insight on players is bountiful, and his mustache is all too often the topic of conversation. While most people are watching [...]
So last night A-Rod “got the monkey off his back” by finally stepping up and delivering in the clutch. But if one looks closer, and by closer we mean “pays attention to reality versus hype,” it becomes apparent that A-Rod has been clutch all along. I’ve already covered how amazing his lifetime playoff numbers are [...]
Yes, Johnny Damon became famous as one of the key guys on a team that bragged about being a bunch of idiots. Yes, he married a stripper who he started dating because his friend Derek Lowe, who was nailing her at the time, said “Dude, you have to sleep with this chick. It’s awesome!” But [...]
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