Monthly Archives: November 2009

A Warm Glass of Shut the Hell Up

November 16, 2009 – 10:43 am

Normally, I would never EVER post ANYTHING about golf.  Ever.  In fact, I guarantee you this is the first time it’s happened.  But when there are videos of famous professional golfers imitating Happy Gilmore, I’ll make an exception.

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Someone’s Ready for Sunday

November 15, 2009 – 12:26 pm

Business up front, party in the back.  Jared Allen does a better job of justifying his mullet than anyone else who’s ever had a mullet.

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Cartoon Doc Ellis Throws a No-Hitter on Acid

November 15, 2009 – 9:34 am
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The other college football week 11

November 13, 2009 – 10:07 pm

I missed last week’s picks because I was busy with my real job. Glad I did, because I most certainly would have picked Iowa to beat Northwestern. Just goes to show what a fool I am. They can’t play offense, it turns out. Only defense.
They’re in luck, because Ohio State can’t seem to play offense [...]

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The Clippers’ Owner is Horribly Racist

November 13, 2009 – 3:12 pm

Last week, Clippers’ owner Donald Sterling was found guilty of housing discrimination on the basis of race and was forced to pay a massive fine to the Department of Justice.  This is his 3rd suck violation.  On top of that, he was sued earlier this year by long-time GM Elgin Baylor for employment racial discrimination.  [...]

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Movember

November 13, 2009 – 10:53 am

For those of you who don’t know, Movember is a charitable movement that involves growing a mustache in the month of November to raise awareness and funds for fighting prostate and testicular cancer.  It’s baseically the men’s equivalent of breast cancer awareness month.  Yes, I know I have already been rocking this stache for months, [...]

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One of the Best Dunks I’ve Ever Seen

November 13, 2009 – 10:37 am

This happened last night.  I guarantee you that this will be one of the defining moments of Dwayne Wade’s career, and THE defining moment for Anderson Varejao.

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College! Knowledge! Football, week eleven.

November 13, 2009 – 10:25 am

My colleague Jack did a great job earlier this week calling out some of the power programs in regards to their embarrassing non-conference schedules. I didn’t realize that the Gators hadn’t left the state of Florida for a non-conference game since 1991. That’s astonishing.
The second point of his article was that Boise State was getting [...]

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History Kicks Ass: Rocky Bleier

November 11, 2009 – 6:47 pm

Today we have a special History Kicks Ass in honor of Veterans Day.  Rocky Bleier is the kind of badass that legends are made of.  He was a member of the 1966 Notre Dame national championship team, and the captain of the team in his senior season of 1967.  He was a promising rookie in [...]

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Boise State c*ckblocked, needs to name names

November 10, 2009 – 3:05 pm

Just reading a few articles on this: Apparently, the Boise State athletics director and the president of the WAC are both angry that no one will schedule the as-of-yet undefeated Broncos in 2011.
This is interesting. They say that there’s a list of BCS conference schools 10-deep that have flat-out refused to play Boise State. The [...]

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