It looks like Joe Girardi is pleading with the umpire, but he's really telling him that he will karate chop the sh*t out of him f his bad calls cost the Yankees a title.
Good morning , Bud Selig. Did you sleep well? I f#cking hope not. Your playoffs have been a joke, with at least 7 horrendous calls that easily could have been overturned with instant replay. But you don’t want instant replay because you’re a baseball “purist.” Really? Where was your baseball purity when you turned a blind eye to steroids?
I think your aversion to instant replay stems from the fact that you’re old, and old people are scared of both change and technology. Right now you’re acting like the dad from Footloose. “Replay will be the end of the game!” “Using technology to get the calls right is the devil.” “If we allow instant replay, what’s next? Robots? It’s gonna be robots, isn’t it? Well I don’t want to live in a world of robot umpires.” You probably still think that rock and roll leads to premarital sex [note: It does, but that's a good thing, idiot.]. So get with it, Bud. The fans demand instant replay. Whatever you do, you can’t f#ck it up more than it’s already f#cked up. You might as well have Enrico Pallazo umpiring these games with the way they’re going.
Oh, and the Yankees won 3-1.
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Anyone, old or young, who fears change is the devil!