Yesterday the Red Sox blew a ninth inning lead in an elimination game and lost to the Angels, getting swept out of the playoffs in embarrassing fashion. They brought out their Papelboner in the ninth inning, and were about to finish when the Angels rallied and caused a serious case of playoff blue balls thanks to Vladimir Guerrero’s c@ck blocking, er… clutch hitting. What am I even talking about anymore?
After the game, Papelboner stood in front of his locker naked and dazed, unable to answer reporters' questions through the pain of unrequited playoff love.
Torii Hunter opens wide as Chone Figgins pops his cork and sprays into his mouth.
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Pap’s dazed look is the same look all Red Sox fans had on their face after watching that total implosion…even your’s truly.
I have to admit I was ecstatic at the sight of the “mighty” red sox choking away the playoffs. I’ve come to hate them ever since they left the Cubs and their fans standing at the alter, seemingly once a match made in heaven, someone to confide in over their shared misery, now that’s all gone. You threw it all away boston. We could’ve been something special, but you went and sold your soul. Am I bitter? You’re damn right I’m bitter! In fact, I recently met a woman who is a boston fan and I am chomping at the bit for some wicked hate sex!
Hate sex is the best kind of sex. And I’m sure the ladies of Boston are used to it by now. In fact, I doubt they know any other kind of sex.