Monthly Archives: October 2009

The Philladelphia Phillies Phinish Phirst

You like that title?  Does it’s cheesiness bother you?  I’m actually positive that some newspaper out there is running that exact title without any sense of how reprehensible it is.  News papers love puns and sh*t.  Anyway, the Phillies clinched their World Series birth yesterday after having a 9 inning victory lap around the Dodgers.  [...]

A-Rod Offers Help On Day Off

Since he’s so “locked-in” and “in-the-zone,” Alex Rodriguez did his best to stay sharp during his day off. The Yankees and Angels continue their series on Thursday, so Alex spent Wednesday helping out in the LA (Anahiem) area. In the morning, he got off to a hot start by cleaning Mrs. Kohler’s gutters.
“I’ve never seen [...]

Steve Phillips REALLY IS an Idiot

Yesterday I ran a story about an incredibly dumb thing Steve Phillips said on the air.  Well apparently his stupidity isn’t just limited to things he says in TV about baseball.  This morning ESPN suspended him for an affair he had with a 22 year old production assistant that led to her stalking him, his [...]

I Wasn’t Wrong? I Was Wrong Part IV?

So earlier today I said that I had been wrong in calling the Yanks/Angels series non-competitive.  Then the Yankees made the Angels toss their salads on live television.  CC versus Kazmir is supposed to be a good pitchers duel, which it was for the first few scoreless innings.  You would have thought that CC would [...]

Steve Phillips Is an Idiot

ESPN baseball analyst Steve Phillips proved why he doesn’t work for any teams after being fired by the Mets.  Phillips just said on air that he didn’t think the Yankees should start CC Sabathia today because starters on short rest in the playoffs historically have a worse record than when they start on a full [...]

I was Wrong, Part III

Yesterday I said that neither series in the baseball playoffs was competitive.  And though the Phillies won in dramatic fashion in a close game, I’m right about that one.  It’s 3-1 and the Phillies are sure to win the series with their superior rotation and lineup.  However, the Yankees/Angels series turned an interesting page.  The [...]

Phillies: Y’all Must Have Forgot

As if quoting Roy Jones Jr.’s terrible rap debut, the Phillies came out yesterday and reminded everyone why they were the defending champs and the favorites to win the NL this season.  They d*ck-slapped the Dodgers to the tune of 11-0, including a Ryan Howard triple.  If you can’t keep Ryan Howard from running from [...]

Drew Breese: “And I’ll break all your daddy’s records, too!”

Drew Brees was overheard shouting “Deez nutz!” as he threw his 4th TD pass in his team’s destruction of the formerly undefeated Giants.  Eli and the Giants looked like crap against the only good team they’ve played all year, while the Saints looked great in ever phase of the game.  Brees not only proved how [...]

Tom Brady: “I’m Back, B*tch”

Tom Brady threw six touchdown yesterday in a 59-0 demolition of the Tennessee Oilers yesterday, including an NFL record 5 TDs in one quarter (he did it in the second).  And his tear-down of a team one year removed from Superbowl contention might cost Coach Jeff Fisher his job.  I didn’t watch the game, but [...]

A-Rod is Clutch, Deal With It

I was at the Yankees/Angels game on Saturday night.  It was an amazing game.  It was a test of wills, both for the teams playing and for the fans that stood for 6 hours in the cold, wind, and rain to see who would come out on top of this grueling endurance contest.  Personally, I [...]