Monthly Archives: October 2009

Sausage Links

Today on Sausage links we have a feature instead of multiple links.  This is a piece about how depressing it is to be a Cleveland Indians fan right now because you have to watch your consecutive Cy Young winners, CC Sabathia and Cliff Lee, pitch against each other in the World Series for teams other [...]

NFL Player of the Week

I know that we still have one more game to play tonight, but I think we all agree that the Player of the Week is already locked up, no matter who has a big game tonight.  Any time a player has a game that helps to define his legacy, you have to give it to [...]

Yankees Going to the World Series for the First Time Since Shut The F#ck Up

The Yankees beat the Angels last night to advance to the World Series for the first time since 2003.  They also haven’t won since 2000.  Did you know that?  Because apparently they are supposed to win every year.  A whole 6 years since they’ve been there?  And we somehow survived?  8 years since they’ve won, [...]

McGwire to Coach Cardinals Hitters (on how to take steroids)

Just kidding Mark.  We’re still cool, right?  What’s that?  We were never cool?  Because we’ve never met?  Fine, be that way.  So in case you didn’t hear the news, Mark McGwire is going to be the Cardinals hitting coach next year.  McGwire hasn’t been involved in baseball since his retirement in 2001, unless you count [...]

College football week 8: I get lazy

Holy crap, it is 2 a.m. Saturday and I have not made my picks. So no bullshit today, and short column. I’m an idiot.
Big 12
No. 15 Oklahoma State at Baylor
No, you aren’t even getting team records this week. Why? I’m too lazy to look them up and type them in after copying and pasting. Suck [...]

How to Beat an Assault Charge, by Tom Cable

It’s been a good week for the Raiders.  First, they beat the Eagles, now they find out that their coach will not have assault charges filed against him.  The Napa Police Dept. concluded  that Tom Cable assaulted one of his assistant coaches, Randy Hanson, during the pre-season and broke his jaw.  However, the District Attorney’s [...]

Prem-i-er Stomp: Your Weekly EPL Preview

That picture will make sense in a minute.  Or maybe it won’t, I don’t care.  I’m only here for me anyway.  So, to the footy this weekend!

R.I.P The Worst Bar in History

I received some sad news Wednesday.  Our local dive bar at the University of Denver, The Border, was being forced to shut its doors forever.  Why?  Well, probably because they would only let you in if you were below 21 and planned on either starting a fight, throwing up, or having sex in public.  In [...]

Rally Monkey Loses All Hope for a Comeback

The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (yes that is still their stupid name) are facing elimination today in their playoff series against the Yankees.  Normally when the Angels have their back against the wall they turn to their mascot of come-from-behind wins, the Rally Monkey.  Unfortunately they could find no comfort in their primate friend, [...]

College! Knowledge! Football, week eight.

The beauty of college football – and the reason it’s so difficult to predict these games – is that every week, someone is going to get beaten by a team that has no business beating them. It’s going to happen. It’s just impossible to say who that’s going to be. No one in their right [...]