October 26, 2009 – 11:24 am
Today on Sausage links we have a feature instead of multiple links. This is a piece about how depressing it is to be a Cleveland Indians fan right now because you have to watch your consecutive Cy Young winners, CC Sabathia and Cliff Lee, pitch against each other in the World Series for teams other [...]
October 26, 2009 – 8:52 am
The Yankees beat the Angels last night to advance to the World Series for the first time since 2003. They also haven’t won since 2000. Did you know that? Because apparently they are supposed to win every year. A whole 6 years since they’ve been there? And we somehow survived? 8 years since they’ve won, [...]
October 26, 2009 – 7:21 am
Just kidding Mark. We’re still cool, right? What’s that? We were never cool? Because we’ve never met? Fine, be that way. So in case you didn’t hear the news, Mark McGwire is going to be the Cardinals hitting coach next year. McGwire hasn’t been involved in baseball since his retirement in 2001, unless you count [...]
October 23, 2009 – 10:00 am
It’s been a good week for the Raiders. First, they beat the Eagles, now they find out that their coach will not have assault charges filed against him. The Napa Police Dept. concluded that Tom Cable assaulted one of his assistant coaches, Randy Hanson, during the pre-season and broke his jaw. However, the District Attorney’s [...]
October 23, 2009 – 9:46 am
That picture will make sense in a minute. Or maybe it won’t, I don’t care. I’m only here for me anyway. So, to the footy this weekend!
October 23, 2009 – 7:46 am
I received some sad news Wednesday. Our local dive bar at the University of Denver, The Border, was being forced to shut its doors forever. Why? Well, probably because they would only let you in if you were below 21 and planned on either starting a fight, throwing up, or having sex in public. In [...]
October 22, 2009 – 10:41 am
The Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (yes that is still their stupid name) are facing elimination today in their playoff series against the Yankees. Normally when the Angels have their back against the wall they turn to their mascot of come-from-behind wins, the Rally Monkey. Unfortunately they could find no comfort in their primate friend, [...]