The NBA tips off tonight! Get it? Tips off! Just like the tip off that starts each game! Did you get the joke yet? Really? ‘Cause I don’t hear you laughing yet. Ok. So, I probably didn’t need to tell you that the NBA season starts today, because you would already know that unless you either don’t follow the NBA and think that college basketball is better (which is just incorrect and not even a valid opinion), or because you’re living under a rock. But that’s impossible, because if you were under a rock large enough to live under, you would be crushed to death. And if you were living under one not large enough to crush you, it would be more like a stone that is just placed on you as opposed to something that you are living under. You could, however, live IN a rock or in a house built from stone like the Flintstone’s house, or a castle. Anyway, the NBA, it’s fan-tastic!
This is actual game footage. This dunk really happened. Like, for real. I'm cereal, guys. Cereally.
So here are my predictions for the season: LeBron will win the MVP, Manu will win 6th man, Blake Griffin will win the Rookie of the Year (despite his broken knee), Gregg Oden will win Most Improved Player, Dwight Howard will win Defensive Player of the Year, Jerry Sloan will finally win Coach of the Year, and the Spurs will win the championship over the Celtics in a showdown of the two greatest power forwards ever, because they are healthy for the first time in a long time and added some sick players in the off-season (RJ is gonna be HUGE for them).
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