Notorious racist, rampant drug addict, massive hypocrite, and overall terrible person Rush Limbaugh is trying to buy a minority stake in the St. Louis Rams. But wait, I thought he hated minorities…? Here are a few of the reasons why he shouldn’t be allowed to have any association with the NFL.
“The NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and Crips without any weapons. There I said it.” Rush said, as if the rest of us with half a brain or any sense of common decency were thinking it.
“I think what we’ve had here is a little social concern in the NFL. The media has been desirous that a black quarterback do well.” Yes, because the liberal media is totally responsible for the awesome career stats of Warren Moon, Donavan McNabb, Steve McNair, Randall Cunningham, etc.
Truthfully, I think this is a natural progression for someone who claimed that drug addicts should be executed while he was illegally obtaining and addicted to synthetic heroin. Now he gets the chance to own of a team full of “Bloods and Crips,” which apparently he should profit from financially. Would that technically make him a gang leader, or just someone who bankrolls gang members?
Luckily, the Players’ Union, several players, and at least one owner, the Colts’ Jim Irsay, have come out to challenge his candidacy for partial team ownership. Either his candidacy is going to get shot down, or the entire NFL is going to turn into a massive sh*t-storm any time a team goes to play St. Louis (let alone the problems with employees of the organization itself). Stay tuned.