In last night’s World Series game 1, Chase “Dapper Dan” Utley hit two homers to break a stalemate between Cliff Lee and CC Sabathia. Eventually, the Phillies went on to score a few more runs against the Yankees bullpen after Utley “Chase-d” CC from the game (see what I did there?). And Cliff Lee went on to throw one of the great pitching performances on World Series history. But more on that later. For now, we will pay tribute to Dapper Dan.

The inspiration for Utley's "bacon grease" hair style.

The evidence.

The swing.

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He doesn’t want Fop. He’s a Dapper Dan man, goddammit.
poor Yankees
wish u would identify the quote from the other fifteen again-who said that?