I was reading John Clayton’s mailbag today , and couldn’t help but fixate on his picture. In fact, every time he appears on my TV, I’m transfixed by this giant floating cranium in front of me. I don’t hear a single word he says. They call him “The Professor,” so apparently his analysis is pretty damn good (probably because of that big brain of his), but I wouldn’t know whether he’s a good analyst or not because I just stare in awe at that humongous cranium. So, today I’m holding a contest for best “John Clayton has a giant head” comparisons. Here’s my first three. See if you can come up with something better.
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“It’s like an orange balanced on a toothpick!”
(quoted from “So I Married an Axe Murderer”…stupid-ass movie with some excellent quotables…)
not to mention an excellent song from The Proclaimers!
I can’t deny that John Clayton is the man when it comes to football analysis, but I think I almost crapped my pants laughing when Sean Salisbury compared him to the “Crypt Keeper” a few years ago on the air. Someone get a video of that and post it. Bang.