I just saw the following headline on CBS Sports fantasy baseball homepage:
Yeah, THAT’LL solve your problems, Omar Minaya. What’s he gonna do? Keep all the other players from getting fat by hogging all the sunflower seeds for himself? Didn’t the Mets organization read Twan’s piece on performance killing drugs? I mean, I know that Doc Ellis threw a no-hitter on acid, but I still don’t think it’s a good idea to be stocking your bullpen full of drug users. What’s that? It’s just his name? Oh. Well, I stand by my statements regardless.