Monthly Archives: September 2009

The Little Ninja That Could

In last night’s Mariners/Yankees game Ichiro Suzuki went 4 for 4, and ended the game with a walk-off homer off of the great Mariano Rivera.  That was the second game in a row that Ichiro had a walk-off hit, and it’s his third time this season.  I know that his greatness doesn’t really need to [...]

In Obvious PR Move, Colts Sign Reality Star’s Husband

With injured receiver Anthony Gonzalez out for several weeks, the Indianapolis Colts signed the husband of reality TV “star” Kendra Wilkinson to take his place.  Reportedly this guy used to play for the Eagles, but I don’t believe it.  They could have re-signed Marvin Harrison (for WAY more money, and with the risk of losing [...]

The Evil Kama Sutra 2

For those of you who requested more after our last installment (which was roughly all of you), here is part 2 of the Evil Kama Sutra.

The Inside Scoop from a Giant Floating Head

I was reading John Clayton’s mailbag today , and couldn’t help but fixate on his picture.  In fact, every time he appears on my TV, I’m transfixed by this giant floating cranium in front of me.  I don’t hear a single word he says.  They call him “The Professor,” so apparently his analysis is pretty [...]

Prepare to Cry Like a Bitch

Here’s a couple tearjerkers for you:  First a story about Vince Young picking up the slack and taking care of Steve McNair’s fatherless kids.  Apparently McNair’s youngest sons had a breakfast event through their school with all of the kid’s dads this morning.  McNair’s kids had to hear all week how excited the other kids [...]

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Last night in a game between the Yankees and the Blue Jays, a bench-clearing brawl broke out.  It started when a couple of batters got plunked, then Jesse Carlson threw behind Jorge Posada to “send a message.”  Then when Posada later scored, Carlson was waiting for him at home plate, which apparently infuriated Posada and [...]

Welcome Back Dice K, and May I Add: Fuck You

Dice K Matsuzaka made a triumphant return to the mound last night, going 6 1/3 innings without letting in a run.  He came back from an unusual injury that is best described as fat and belligerent.  You see, Dice K showed up to spring training out of shape, despite pitching brilliantly in the World Baseball [...]

Brady: “I feel like my old Super-Bowl-winning, famous-chick-impregnating self.”

Tom Brady came back to football after missed all but ten minutes of last season.  Though he looked shaky on it at first, missing low on several throws in the first half to both Randy Moss and Wes Welker.  But by the end he was leading last minute game-winning touchdown drives and plunging cold daggers [...]

Waking Up with a Cutler Hangover

In last night’s game, Bears QB Jay Cutler led us on a 4th quarter drive down the field to score and take the lead with three minutes left in the game.  I thought I had just seen him engineer his first 4th quarter comeback as a Bear.  Then Nathan Vasher decided to fall asleep on [...]

Hey Roger how are you gonna top yourself this year? Oh really? Shit…ok.

In an entire weekend of NFL, MLB, and College Football I guarantee there was not a single play as exciting or monumental as what Federer did.