With injured receiver Anthony Gonzalez out for several weeks, the Indianapolis Colts signed the husband of reality TV “star” Kendra Wilkinson to take his place. Reportedly this guy used to play for the Eagles, but I don’t believe it. They could have re-signed Marvin Harrison (for WAY more money, and with the risk of losing him after a few games for a murder rap). But no, instead they hire a guy whose wife happens to have her own TV show about her post-old-guy-fucking life which just happens to feature a wide receiver, and they do it right before his (semi)famous wife gives birth to their fuck trophy. I see what you’re doing here, Indianapolis Colts. You think we can’t all figure out your little PR ploy? You’re just trying to get the free publicity and you and I both know it. Colts QB Peyton Manning said of the signing, “He’ll really be helping us out of a tight spot with the injury to Anthony, and his wife used to have sex with an old man.”
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My fiancee’s friend went to high school with Kendra, and apparently she’s a total floozie. Who would have guessed?
If you’re Baskett, how can you live with yourself? Sure she’s a stacked blonde bimbo, but she was blowing a 70 year old last year. Damn son, have some standards.