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After yesterday’s barely existent and extremely depressing sports news cycle we were owed a day full of interesting sports stories (and ones that didn’t make you want to take a bath with a plugged-in hair dryer). Well, the sports gods have provided. Here’s some links to the best stories of the day.
Hilarious f#ck ups from football announcers (from Holy Taco)
Oregon’s football coach gave a fan his money back after Oregon’s pathetic performance on the field. I wonder what would happen if I tried to pull the same move with the Cubs for all the money I’ve spent on them…
Former receiver David Givens is suing the Titans for a withheld medical report that might have ended his career. That’s not gonna win him any friends in Tennessee.
Kansas guard Tyshawn Taylor suffered an injury during a brawl between his teammates and the school’s football team. Who do you think won? I’m going with the obese people over the skinny kids.
Some rich guy with time on his hands wants to milk the one-sided rivalry between MJ and Bryon Russel.
This rookie on the who plays for the DC area football team (I refuse to use their horribly racist name) is a massive idiot.
Tom Brady and his wife Gisele are being sued because their security popped off some shots at the paparazzi.
We have our first NFL player arrest of the season! Finally! Now we can just sit back and watch dozens more of these roll in over the next 4 months.
Mark Reynolds set a single season record. He should be ashamed of himself. No, really.
Kurt Shilling finally realizes what we’ve all wanted from him all these years: to shut the f#ck up and go away so we can remember his career fondly.
Larry Fitzgerald’s brother thinks that Kurt Warner is stupid for setting a single game record for completion percentage and walking away with a win instead of chucking the ball up to Fitz.
That’s all I have for now. If you want more, go google some sh*t, you lazy bastard.
JH out!
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You know how you folks wrote in to Deadspin as part of learning how to help your blog? If you’re serious about that, you should probably consider spelling Curt Schilling’s name correctly, not pulling all of your links from ESPN and Deadspin, and following stories to their roots (as with Chip Kelly at EDSBS). It just looks better than doing this sort of thing and then calling your readers “lazy bastard(s).” You know?
think he was joking with the lazy bastards part
I was indeed joking about the “lazy bastards” comment. On top of that, I REFUSE to check the spelling of Shilling’s name. He’s not worth my time. As for following links to their originals sources, I’m not a journalist, and I’m not trying to be one. I’d rather link to someone else who made clever commentary on the story and give them the props they deserve for being creative. Get a sense of humor Rockabye.