Laughing it up. We'll see who's laughing in the end, though. Oh, they'll still be the ones laughing? Shit.
It’s universally understood that Kenny Williams is a good GM. He rutinely rescues valuable players from the scrapheap, makes bold trades, and basically pulls out every trick in the book to keep his team in contention every year. But I think he’s gone mad with power. We get it Kenny, you grabbed Scott Podsednik after he had been cut and he’s been great for you. You took an aging Jose Contreras and rode him to a title. You nabbed Carlos Quentin when he was struggling with injuries in the minor leagues. You resurrected an injured and aging Jim Thome. The list goes on and on. But seriously, Kenny, stop. Just fucking stop and look what you’re doing. I understand that you have faith in your players, and especially in Ozzie Guillen to win when everyone expects you to lose. But do you have to go and make it harder for yourself?
The Blue Jays are giving Alex Rios to you. Not trading him to you, giving him away for free! Doesn’t that tell you something? Do you think it’s just to get out from under his terrible contract, or do you think that it’s to get rid of a terrible player? Maybe both? And Jake
Normally if I say that an athlete sucks dick in public for money it's an analogy for his poor performance on the field. Not in this case. Alex Rios sucks dick in public for money.
Peavy? The guy has absolutely sucked donkey balls this year, getting knocked around like a cheap hooker NL West, and he was before getting injured for, what, 3 months? And he might not even return this season! Kenny, I get that you like to gamble on trades, and that you usually have the last laugh at the expense of other GMs, but you’re seriously taking this too far. I think you have a gambling problem. There, I said it. You’re addicted to rehabilitating cast-offs. I think you need help. Please, Kenny, go get yourself well. We’re here to support you.
Who do you think he went home with, the babe or the wrestler? God, professional wrestling is gayer than anal sex between two men. Which, coincidentally, these two had right after this pic was taken.
Nice tan lines duchebag. Jager bomb!
Look at this dainty fucker. I would say he throws like a girl, but I actually know girls with a more masculine throwing motions than this.
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