When your teammates think that Sage Rosenfels is better than you, it's time to hang 'em the fuck up already.
Holy shit. I revel in bad news about Brett Favre more than almost anyone on the planet, but I don’t think you have to hate the guy to appreciate this. Here’s a quote from ESPN this morning:
“What two knowledgeable NFL people described earlier this week as an ‘issue’ in the Minnesota Vikings locker room was described Wednesday by a third informed person as a ’schism.’ The issue is quarterback Brett Favre, and the schism is the preference that certain Vikings players have for specific quarterbacks. Sources with knowledge of the Vikings’ locker-room dynamics say some players believe Tavaris Jackson gives them the best chance to win, while other players believe Sage Rosenfels gives the team the best chance to win.”
Ok, I may be reading too much into this, but NOWHERE in that paragraph does it say that ANY player believes that Brett Favre gives them the best chance to win. This just goes to prove my theory: Brett Favre is a fucking asshole who also happens to be bad at football. The fact that I’m writing this from a coffee shop in downtown Minneapolis only makes this sweeter. I should go take a walk down to Vikings camp and heckle the shit out of that guy.
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