Brittle Old Man to Start for Vikings

favrevikingsqb1Breaking news!  Brett Favre has a broken rib.  Get it?  “Breaking” news.  I fucking kill me.  Brett Favre has told Vikings’ staff that he has trouble taking deep breaths and that he likely has a broken rib.  Early reports state that the rib snapped off of the rest of Favre’s rib cage in an attempt to flee from the rest of Brett Favre’s delusional body.  The rib lost total confidence in Favre after his disastrous pre-season debut with the Vikings, and reportedly wants out.  Well, our advice is: run little guy!  Calls made to Favre’s broken rib seeking a statement were not returned, and subsequent calls to the other ribs to corroborate this report also went unanswered.

Comments

  • soxfan:

    how ’bout them Bears?

  • Posted August 31, 2009 at 2:28 pm | Permalink

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